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Sitcom

From Green Pisse2016

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Sitcom

On vit dans un Sitcom

Mec, t'es en train de vomir Le swag à Wallace et Gromit Tu veux voir comment on fait les gros titres? Je suis noir Métissé avec des gothiques Désolé, j'suis pas baptisé à l'eau de vie

Le seul O.V.N.I du game C'est moi et homies Générosité, ça fait des gros fils de putes Qui veulent te refiler leurs hémorroïdes J'te montre ma bite? T'es trop érotique

Concert pour les minettes Car t'es un gros pédophile Sheh, t'as des seins à cause des stéroïdes Quand je fais des punchlines C'est des astéroïdes On va te rouler dessus avec ton Cherokee Tu nous casses les couilles comme la ferronnerie Vas-y, filme-toi la queue avec tes optiques Et ta religion bouffe-la avec ses hosties

Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, c'est le mauvais goût On est dans un Sitcom Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, mauvais goût On vit dans un Sitcom

Nabilla c'est Loana avant d'être difforme S'il faut ils l'ont déjà mise sous cortisone Tu veux faire le Jihad avec un iPhone Mais tu fais tes ablutions avec du Ciroc (merde) De La Villardière qui te pilote Isole-toi surtout que là La paix est ignore

Elles veulent pas taffer Elles veulent être Paris Hilton On va les rendre tarées et frustrées à la Guy Georges (Guy Georges) Le rap c'est pour les blancs avec des binocles Ils savent même pas la différence entre rap et Hip-Hop C'est le Club Dorothée, Abel et Sitcom La consanguinité a fait son Big Bang (Big Bang)

Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, le mauvais goût On est dans un Sitcom Sitcom, c'est le mauvais goût Sitcom, le mauvais goût Sitcom, le mauvais goût On vit dans un Sitcom

Sitcom, le mauvais goût Le mauvais goût Le mauvais goût... Le mauvais goût Le mauvais goût... C'est le mauvais goût Le mauvais goût (Sitcom) Sitcom... Grems Double T double P Fuck

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"Sitcom" is a song by Grems from the album Green Pisse, released in 2016. The song was written by Grems.

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