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Sitcom by Grems

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Grems

Sitcom

Release date: 2nd March 2016

From Green Pisse
Track 12
2:57
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About This Track

'Sitcom' by Grems is a 2016 hip-hop/rap track from the album 'Green Pisse'. The lyrics pitch everyday life as a surreal, television-like farce, with a swaggering, mock-reporting tone that flashes image-driven boasts and dismissals, ending on a theme of generosity. The refrain-like punch lands in the line, “On vit dans un Sitcom”.

"Sitcom" is a track by Grems, from the album Green Pisse, released 2nd March 2016. The track is 2:57 long. It's filed under Hip-Hop/Rap. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Grems

Grems

Lyrics

Sitcom

On vit dans un Sitcom

Mec, t'es en train de vomir
Le swag à Wallace et Gromit
Tu veux voir comment on fait les gros titres?
Je suis noir
Métissé avec des gothiques
Désolé, j'suis pas baptisé à l'eau de vie

Le seul O.V.N.I du game
C'est moi et homies
Générosité, ça fait des gros fils de putes
Qui veulent te refiler leurs hémorroïdes
J'te montre ma bite?
T'es trop érotique

Concert pour les minettes
Car t'es un gros pédophile
Sheh, t'as des seins à cause des stéroïdes
Quand je fais des punchlines
C'est des astéroïdes
On va te rouler dessus avec ton Cherokee
Tu nous casses les couilles comme la ferronnerie
Vas-y, filme-toi la queue avec tes optiques
Et ta religion bouffe-la avec ses hosties

Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, c'est le mauvais goût
On est dans un Sitcom
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, mauvais goût
On vit dans un Sitcom

Nabilla c'est Loana avant d'être difforme
S'il faut ils l'ont déjà mise sous cortisone
Tu veux faire le Jihad avec un iPhone
Mais tu fais tes ablutions avec du Ciroc (merde)
De La Villardière qui te pilote
Isole-toi surtout que là
La paix est ignore

Elles veulent pas taffer
Elles veulent être Paris Hilton
On va les rendre tarées et frustrées à la Guy Georges (Guy Georges)
Le rap c'est pour les blancs avec des binocles
Ils savent même pas la différence entre rap et Hip-Hop
C'est le Club Dorothée, Abel et Sitcom
La consanguinité a fait son Big Bang (Big Bang)

Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
On est dans un Sitcom
Sitcom, c'est le mauvais goût
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Sitcom, le mauvais goût
On vit dans un Sitcom

Sitcom, le mauvais goût
Le mauvais goût
Le mauvais goût... Le mauvais goût
Le mauvais goût... C'est le mauvais goût
Le mauvais goût (Sitcom)
Sitcom... Grems
Double T double P
Fuck

On vient vous couper l'herbe sous le pied
Couper l'herbe sous le pied
Couper l'herbe sous le pied
Couper l'herbe sous le pied
Couper l'herbe sous le pied
Couper l'herbe sous le pied
Couper l'herbe sous le pied

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Track details

From Green Pisse

2:572016
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Album
Green Pisse
Green Pisse
Grems
2nd March 2016
Track number
12
Release year
2016
  1. 1D'accord
    1:02
  2. 2Premier café
    3:01
  3. 3Cetrucla
    2:11
  4. 4Bruce
    3:00

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