Everyday's Forecast

[Rainfall, drums] [Verse 1] You think you know, but you have no idea This the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather God placed a permanent dark cloud above my head But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella Thank ya fella, how considerate I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly And, flash a devilish grin That'll make the most masculine of men skeptical of his existence And when the rain begins, I'll take a seat to retire And admire the spectacle from a distance For instance, there was this cat the other day Shooting me ice grills, but when I looked he looked the other way Now any other day I wouldn't let this type of shit bother me Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy So, finally I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him He broke down in tears talkin 'bout how God neglected him [Hook] Make this rain go away Things would be much better, I swear, I swear If that sun, can come out today Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile [Verse 2] And all it took was a sewin’ needle to deflate my swollen ego Then, "pop pop!" went my God complex I never thought nineteen years after my first breath I'd be in art school surrounded by corny fucks debatin who's more depressed I'm twenty-two now, and still can't deal with what's real But I'll be damned if I give up and settle for pills Shit my daddy taught me better; mommy taught me how to crack 40's And jack six-packs in oversized sweaters Over time weather changes, so I'm in the rain waitin For the flood gates to open impersonatin My favorite VH-1 "Behind the Music" tragedy Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before I'm PH balanced for the floor but strong enough to stay afloat And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope And then, I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin like Damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened Finally I'll step to you, kindly disrespect you Look you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affects you Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how God neglected you [Hook] Make this rain go away Things would be much better, I swear, I swear If that sun, can come out today Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile [Bridge] You ever watch a whole day wash away Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with You ever watch a whole day wash away Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with [Hook] Make this rain go away Things would be much better, I swear, I swear If that sun, can come out today Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile Make this rain go away (You ever watch a whole day wash away, Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it) Things would be much better, I swear, I swear (Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with) If that sun, can come out today (You ever watch a whole day wash away, Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it) Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile (Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with)