Everyday's Forecast

[Rainfall, drums]

[Verse 1]

You think you know, but you have no idea

This the diary of a breathing onomatopoeia

Now here's another broken link for anyone who thinks my life's together

I rock a raincoat despite the pleasant weather

God placed a permanent dark cloud above my head

But he was nice enough to loan me a holy umbrella

Thank ya fella, how considerate

I'm the illegitimate son of accident-prone degenerates

Today's forecast partly cloudy with a good chance of rain

So I wear my sarcasm badge proudly

And, flash a devilish grin

That'll make the most masculine of men skeptical of his existence

And when the rain begins, I'll take a seat to retire

And admire the spectacle from a distance

For instance, there was this cat the other day

Shooting me ice grills, but when I looked he looked the other way

Now any other day I wouldn't let this type of shit bother me

Today it was enough to make my lucky charms soggy

So, finally I stepped to him, kindly disrespected him

Looked him dead in the eyes and analyzed how it effected him

He broke down in tears talkin 'bout how God neglected him

[Hook]

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better, I swear, I swear

If that sun, can come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile

[Verse 2]

And all it took was a sewin’ needle to deflate my swollen ego

Then, "pop pop!" went my God complex

I never thought nineteen years after my first breath

I'd be in art school surrounded by corny fucks debatin who's more depressed

I'm twenty-two now, and still can't deal with what's real

But I'll be damned if I give up and settle for pills

Shit my daddy taught me better; mommy taught me how to crack 40's

And jack six-packs in oversized sweaters

Over time weather changes, so I'm in the rain waitin

For the flood gates to open impersonatin

My favorite VH-1 "Behind the Music" tragedy

Catastrophe never tasted so acidic before

I'm PH balanced for the floor but strong enough to stay afloat

And doggy paddle long enough to catch that life preserver rope

And then, I'll be on a parallel ladder laughin like

Damn my man, for the love of Pete what happened

Finally I'll step to you, kindly disrespect you

Look you dead in the eyes and analyze how it affects you

Watch you break down in tears talkin bout how God neglected you

[Hook]

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better, I swear, I swear

If that sun, can come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile

[Bridge]

You ever watch a whole day wash away

Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want

A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with

You ever watch a whole day wash away

Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it

Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want

A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with

[Hook]

Make this rain go away

Things would be much better, I swear, I swear

If that sun, can come out today

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile

Make this rain go away (You ever watch a whole day wash away, Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it)

Things would be much better, I swear, I swear (Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with)

If that sun, can come out today (You ever watch a whole day wash away, Like your very last match that got wet the second you struck it)

Life would be more worthwhile, worthwhile (Well go ahead relieve your stress, kick that bucket all you want, A cigarette that never mattered's what you're stuck with)