Christmas Wrapping 2020 (All I Want for Christmas is a Vaccine)

[Verse 1] Oh no, oh no Woke up this morning Thought I was still dreaming Album of the year nominees Seems like Jews are now mainstreaming News Alert: Oh god what happened? Wish I was still sleeping Spent too many days this year On Tik Tok, drinking wine, and weeping 90 degrees and stores all shut Biden/Harris, no utter disasters December 10th, Oh Hanukkah! No time to Netflix chess grandmasters So TV off, tried to escape But remembered our good ol' "Stay in place!" Bypassed Amazon and Instagram To locally sourced millennial Judaica [Verse 2] Zoom'd my sis and parents up Mom said my skin looked oily Changed the subject to the fact That mom's shirt looks just like a doily My menorah's lost, I'm breaking out Depressed from having zero sex Dad interjects, latkes a mess The Cuisinart stopped working [Chorus] Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 2020 has been mighty wild! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Cut my own hair now I'm Yentl styled Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 2020 has been mighty wild! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Cut my own hair now I'm Yentl styled [Verse 3] Tried to write a Hanukkah song For the year that's been unending Called our friend who wrote "Slave Play" And another one who loves Anime (Jeremy said!) Reface app, Insta thirst traps WAP-ing in the mirror Buy my play it's called "Slave Play" Wait are we in a Tony campaign? It's Hanukkah! During COVID-19 What the hell does anything mean? I stay awake way too late 'Cause Neo-Nazis made Pizzagate And that for three whole months In major cities in every state No food is left on the street Each other is all that rats ate [Verse 4] Seven o'clock, I hear a ring Look over at my door See a masked delivery man Holding four menorahs One from mom, one from sis Another from sis, and another from Our secret fourth sis Our little Frankie Jonas To my surprise hers is the best So simple and unadorned Burst into tears and began to cry 2020 has been full of lies But even its most hellish months Have offered sweet surprises: Bye bye Trump We saved Forrest Gump Zendaya got her trophy We can't go to restaurants but My boyfriend made Macaroni! [Chorus] Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 2020 has been mighty wild! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Cut my own hair now I'm Yentl styled Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 2020 has been mighty wild! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Cut my own hair now I'm Yentl styled Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! 2020 has been mighty wild! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Cut my own hair now I'm Yentl styled