Doolally

And action Just got a parking fine, but I'm dressed to the 9's, who cares? Just sold a few tickets, racked up a few digits, lovely Yeah, lads on their way round A few tequilas spare But I've done most of them cause I'm a mare But in a few instances I'll be right there, yeah Come on, squat party, warehouse Lovely jubbly Countries gone right down the pan But as long as I'm an house music fan I'll be there with a 12 pack of cans, lovely As long theres no grasses though God I hate fuckin' grasses Thеy should just fuck off if they've long gone past it Bastards Fu- fucking grassеs Just keep them eyelids closed If I had a couple of strong paper clips I'd just clip their fuckin' eyelids closed Oi, yeah, lads through the door ready to market Few tequilas spare, sharpish Down the Gregory Peck Bit of cologne on the chest Tom Ford, yes Got the text, postcode address, conquest Lads in their Sunday best, lovely Uber outside the crescent Lads peacockin', no pheasant Heard Sheila's gonna be present too Fancied her since about year two Nowadays I heard she loves a bit of gear too Driver, drop the gear down from three to two 'Round the corner, here you go dudes Here's a tip for ya, geeza He had the old school tunes playing got us right in the mood Door number thirty-two, interlude Ahhhh Ahhhhh You alright darling, Lulu? Were downstairs, can't quite find the route Give us a sec, Hak, I'll be down and find you in a few Alright, lovely Straight down the stairs, straight through Fairy lights, decorations, everyone's in some sort of two-step mediation revelation, lovely Sheila's looking like the munchies Curly hair tied up in a coupla bunches With a coupla scrunchies Moving a bit abruptly That'll be the vodka and the packet she clutching Corrr, can't be too keen Corrr, quite the dream she is More, more, more everything Tequila, reefa Head spinning like a seizure Dealing ether out to a coupla beautiful, beautiful creatures Cracking on Shiela's packet gone Coupla freebies and a cheeky kiss on the cheek later I learned she's got a fella Cheeky Cinderella Still giving me the eye though Lulu, this party's sick Treacles dancing on the sofa Altogether, let's have a photo (Oi, oi) 2 AM, 3AM, 4 AM, session Taylor's caught himself an absolute weapon Ahhhhh He's gonna need more than a few seconds in there Corr, blimey, look at the stare She's bloody fabulous to be fair Haha Blimey Yeah, what was that, a wonderful three hundred seconds? They're out the carsi now and they're still necking on I blame Lulu, this party's one in a trillion! Wow, Sheila's dancing a bit close now Fuck, she's off again Oh, she's back now Teasing the Malteaser Always been a crowd pleaser she has Can't let her have me up Always had the Medusa touch she has Gotta be strong, here, tequila Ooft, shit, vodka straight That'll make my body shake Back in the rave, but it's too fucking late Crash The boys in blue, they've come to infiltrate The bloody lights are on, tit heads everywhere Regroup Ezeikel, Taylor, Vernon, Major, out the back stat Jumped straight out the alley Coupla grassy skallies taking pictures Far from a charismatic exit But just another night to scratch off the tally Doolally