Wonderland

[Verse 1] Yo Don't recover from these benders like I used to I just bounce from wall to wall until I fall short She let me use her 'cause she knew that she could use me too Even a sociopath can find himself useful And blow a few airs at my mentor man It's essential I get through this day without chip and beer Tops off my dental Lads from the east end turn a bloody Monday night mental Eight pints in the pub Corr blimey, that was eventful Thirsty Thursday came with a banger bonanza Feeling double weary, it's a query to withstand Do what we like, that's the thesis of my mantra Bloody fit bird to my left but I'm too drunk to stand up [Chorus] Lost and found here on the weekly Did I get here first or did one of my mates beat me? Welcome to the wonderland Gotta be intoxicated to even get a wristband And there ain't no qualms Come here open palms What you mean you're fucked up, geez? You ain't gotta be alarmed Welcome to the wonderland, welcome to the wonderland Gotta be intoxicated to fly in and land [Verse 2] Don't recover from these benders like I used to This can't be a hangover, mate, it's too brutal At least I got a lovely bird to my left Would be to her detriment Doing Sunday her low She's crucial Chip my tooth again, this time on a bottle lid Lads don't take the time, no way Always gotta throttle it Where did that pill go? Just seen my mate gobble it No wonder he's on the dance floor, quarters wobbling Donner meat and chips is a rich meal for a working lad Coming out the [?] Now he's cooking up a house party Hey Another beer of misbehaviour in my favour Iron up her number, for a bunk up, price lumber And I think I like her a bit too Even better when there's two on the way To the old wonderland zoo [Chorus] Lost and found here on the weekly Did I get here first or did that bird there beat me? Welcome to the wonderland Gotta be intoxicated to even get a wristband No, there ain't no charge Come here open palmed What you mean you're fucked up, love? Ain't gotta be alarmed Welcome to the wonderland, welcome to the wonderland Gotta be intoxicated to fly it and land [Post-Chorus] Boys and the birds Birds and the bees Scenes of hypnosis, they happen in steez You know that little process You can't seem to recall Looking at her thinking, could it have even happened at all? Killed the boys Common and coy Live too much life to ever be employed Snogged her, she caught it on a bloody polaroid Been drinking too frequently To ever be employed, yeah yeah