BLUBBER

You went and caught a whale for me Seven hundred days at sea You cut him up in chunks real neat Turned him into kerosene You said it was a present You told me to close my eyes You tied me to a metal chair And opened up my thighs. You rubbed me down in Vaseline and pressed your body up against me You soaked me down in gasoline Lit me up And then discarded me. You said you’d always love me from my head to my toes And then All at once you loved me to a little death.