Star Crossed Lover

We all know in your head you're the nice guy Making moves on the girls that you therapize Hold their hands while you're guessing their star signs Oh you're so Em-pathetic Dining out on the places that you've been Get your quotes from a self-help magazine And I laugh at it now but it fooled me Oh it's so poetic Always brought up my OCD Said no one else could handle me And you thought I'd miss your skinny jeans?? And your tragic magic in the sheets Well I hope that you hurt While I am under another With his lips on my hips And my mind in the gutter Well let's see how you feel When you move back with your mother 'Til you find a new teen to call your Star-crossed lover You were still with your wife when you kissed me Now I hear that you're preaching monogamy I think I need you to mansplain the irony Yeah I'm still bitter You would say that my face was like marmite Oh the respect that you had for my cellulite And I was hot when I stood in the right light And I couldn't do any better Always brought up my OCD said no one else could handle me And you thought I'd miss your skinny jeans And your tragic magic in the sheets Well I hope that you hurt While I am under another With his lips on my hips And my mind in the gutter Well let's see how you feel When you move back with your mother 'Til you find a new teen to call your Star-crossed lover Did you feel it when I took him to my bedroom? Put his hands over the traces of my perfume Did you hear it when he started screaming my name? And when he finished I hope you had chest pain Did you feel it when I touched him in my bedroom? Put his hands over the places that you used to Oh he held me as the walls, they were shaking Felt something real After two years of faking Well I hope that you hurt While I am under another With his lips on my hips And my mind in the gutter Well let's see how you feel When you move back with your mother 'Til you find a new teen to call your Star crossed lover Star crossed lover See ya sucker!