Cupid Must've Been High

You look ugly when you cry My big, strong manchild All your tears are crocodile They can't wash away my Hours that I spent waiting for Something to change but I got bored Asleep at the wheel Dragged by my heels Convinced myself that's how it's s'posed to feel Then it hit me Like a bullet It ain't my fault You're not what I wanted It was clear as crystal in my mind But this just isn't right Oh, Cupid must've been high All that time lecturing me You could get yourself a PhD I'm distracted by the herb in your teeth How did I not see? Then it hit me Like a hammer I'm too pretty I'm too goddamn clever It was clear as crystal in my mind But this just isn't right Oh, Cupid must've been high Then it hit me Like a bullet It ain't my fault You're not what I wanted It was clear as crystal in my mind But this just isn't right Oh, Cupid must've been high