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Cereal Bars Lyrics — hard life | Dork

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Cereal Bars Lyrics

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Cereal Bars

2020

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Cereal Bars

[Intro, Murray Matravers] You make me feel so old Talking about places we used to go And have a walk around I was just a kid With nothing but My life to live [Verse 1] No honey No nuts No naaarnas Plain porridge as I sit In my pajama's Prada (Ha) And of course I’m a farmer Let's talks about sheep Let's talks about llamas I’m a real snake charmer Real Zen like Siddhartha Gautama Wade through the jungle of cannibals Cannabis and Glass Animals [Verse 2] Yeah, I've never seen Star Wars Even though I've meant to all my life I always end up pressing pause 'Cause I don't like much Sci-Fi I need a bit of real life inside a movie set Instead of Darth Vadеr give me PRET [Outro] But pleasе don't be scared of me Just 'cause I like my cereal real lemony Like a Thai curry to eat in the morning

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"Cereal Bars" is a song by hard life, released in 2020.

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