Cereal Bars

[Intro, Murray Matravers]

You make me feel so old

Talking about places we used to go

And have a walk around

I was just a kid

With nothing but

My life to live

[Verse 1]

No honey

No nuts

No naaarnas

Plain porridge as I sit

In my pajama's Prada (Ha)

And of course I’m a farmer

Let's talks about sheep

Let's talks about llamas

I’m a real snake charmer

Real Zen like Siddhartha Gautama

Wade through the jungle of cannibals

Cannabis and Glass Animals

[Verse 2]

Yeah, I've never seen Star Wars

Even though I've meant to all my life

I always end up pressing pause

'Cause I don't like much Sci-Fi

I need a bit of real life inside a movie set

Instead of Darth Vadеr give me PRET

[Outro]

But pleasе don't be scared of me

Just 'cause I like my cereal real lemony

Like a Thai curry to eat in the morning