MEMORY LOSS

[Verse 1] Mum said that I would forget My head If it weren't screwed on Bumping a sad string quartet In my headphones As my theme song [Chorus] I attempt to jog the memory loss Nostalgically eat candy floss And supplements I bought from a quack Perhaps I need some stronger sauce It's hung like an albatross Around my neck, it's breaking my back [Verse 2] Lose every Monopoly Game we would play On the weekend Think I lost my virginity Under a tree Now that's some achievement [Chorus] And thinking back in retrospect I should've had more respect No regrets, but hindsight's a bitch I should have practiced safer sex Should have practiced happiness Should have scratched every itch [Post-Chorus] And it's all downhill from here So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope I'm an unwilling volunteer Like an animal under a microscope [Verse 3] I used to run like the wind Out of my skin Throw up on the back seat If I was out on a whim I'd drop you my pin And you would play taxi [Chorus] I attempt to jog the memory loss Eat my grandma's applesauce Take me back to meat and two veg I remember fighting with my boss Paid holiday and travel costs I've no idea what happened next [Post-Chorus] And it's all downhill from here So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope I'm an unwilling volunteer Like an animal under a microscope [Bridge] Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh Like an animal under a microscope Ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh Like an animal under a microscope [Outro] And it's all downhill from here So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope I'm an unwilling volunteer Like an animal under a microscope