MEMORY LOSS

[Verse 1]

Mum said that I would forget

My head

If it weren't screwed on

Bumping a sad string quartet

In my headphones

As my theme song

[Chorus]

I attempt to jog the memory loss

Nostalgically eat candy floss

And supplements I bought from a quack

Perhaps I need some stronger sauce

It's hung like an albatross

Around my neck, it's breaking my back

[Verse 2]

Lose every Monopoly

Game we would play

On the weekend

Think I lost my virginity

Under a tree

Now that's some achievement

[Chorus]

And thinking back in retrospect

I should've had more respect

No regrets, but hindsight's a bitch

I should have practiced safer sex

Should have practiced happiness

Should have scratched every itch

[Post-Chorus]

And it's all downhill from here

So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope

I'm an unwilling volunteer

Like an animal under a microscope

[Verse 3]

I used to run like the wind

Out of my skin

Throw up on the back seat

If I was out on a whim

I'd drop you my pin

And you would play taxi

[Chorus]

I attempt to jog the memory loss

Eat my grandma's applesauce

Take me back to meat and two veg

I remember fighting with my boss

Paid holiday and travel costs

I've no idea what happened next

[Post-Chorus]

And it's all downhill from here

So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope

I'm an unwilling volunteer

Like an animal under a microscope

[Bridge]

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

Like an animal under a microscope

Ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh

Like an animal under a microscope

[Outro]

And it's all downhill from here

So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope

I'm an unwilling volunteer

Like an animal under a microscope