[Verse 1]
You’re hot
I think you look great
Are you an actor or a model or a cheapskate?
You say a real man
What does that mean then?
I see you vaping as you stand next to a mic stand
[Chorus 1]
Don’t play a game, Catan’s a waste
I’m bored, just thinking about talking to you
Don’t wanna play another game
What do you mean you’re just a rockstar?
[Refrain]
Are you really a male rockstar?
Are you really a male rockstar?
Are you really a male rockstar
[Chorus 2]
He’s a bad man, cocaine
Twenty types of poison in his brain
He can’t fuck, no, he’s too vain
Looks into the mirror while he’s looking my way
I’m a bored primadonna
Sipping Shirley Temples while he plays Nirvana
I don’t love him, no way
Who the fuck would wanna date a rockstar anyway?
[Verse 2]
You’re not the man I thought, no
You’re crying about how your mom just died from lipo
So you’re from LA
But on the Westside?
I hope I never get caught up inside your riptide
You rock
Your friends are ugly
Yet I still wonder about how they’d look above me
Or if I was down there
Would I be sexy?
Or would my company be borderline depressing
[Chorus 1]
Don’t play a game, Catan’s a waste
I’m bored, just thinking about talking to you
Don’t wanna play another game
What do you mean you’re just a rockstar?
[Chorus 2]
He’s a bad man, cocaine
Twenty types of poison in his brain
He can’t fuck, no, he’s too vain
Looks into the mirror while he’s looking my way
I’m a bored primadonna
Sipping Shirley Temples while he plays Nirvana
I don’t love him, no way
Who the fuck would wanna date a rockstar anyway?
[Outro]
Play me like a guitar
Be my little rockstar
Play me like a guitar
Be my little rockstar
Play me like a guitar
Be my little rockstar
Play me like a guitar
You can be my little rockstar
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