Rockstar

[Verse 1]

You’re hot

I think you look great

Are you an actor or a model or a cheapskate?

You say a real man

What does that mean then?

I see you vaping as you stand next to a mic stand

[Chorus 1]

Don’t play a game, Catan’s a waste

I’m bored, just thinking about talking to you

Don’t wanna play another game

What do you mean you’re just a rockstar?

[Refrain]

Are you really a male rockstar?

Are you really a male rockstar?

Are you really a male rockstar

[Chorus 2]

He’s a bad man, cocaine

Twenty types of poison in his brain

He can’t fuck, no, he’s too vain

Looks into the mirror while he’s looking my way

I’m a bored primadonna

Sipping Shirley Temples while he plays Nirvana

I don’t love him, no way

Who the fuck would wanna date a rockstar anyway?

[Verse 2]

You’re not the man I thought, no

You’re crying about how your mom just died from lipo

So you’re from LA

But on the Westside?

I hope I never get caught up inside your riptide

You rock

Your friends are ugly

Yet I still wonder about how they’d look above me

Or if I was down there

Would I be sexy?

Or would my company be borderline depressing

[Chorus 1]

Don’t play a game, Catan’s a waste

I’m bored, just thinking about talking to you

Don’t wanna play another game

What do you mean you’re just a rockstar?

[Chorus 2]

He’s a bad man, cocaine

Twenty types of poison in his brain

He can’t fuck, no, he’s too vain

Looks into the mirror while he’s looking my way

I’m a bored primadonna

Sipping Shirley Temples while he plays Nirvana

I don’t love him, no way

Who the fuck would wanna date a rockstar anyway?

[Outro]

Play me like a guitar

Be my little rockstar

Play me like a guitar

Be my little rockstar

Play me like a guitar

Be my little rockstar

Play me like a guitar

You can be my little rockstar