#NeverUseTheInternetAgain

[Intro] This- this is- this is- this is the- This- this is the jam [Chorus] Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) [Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman] I used to waste time scrolling through my Facebook wall 20 minutes of my life I could never get back Couple times a day, before I knew, I’d lost an hour Productivity’d be far away like Okinawa Facebook friends are not my real amigos Checking for comments and shares, jacking off my ego Anything to get a fucking “like” One day, I decided I should get a fucking life, get it right Social networks are not the only infection GPS be fucking up cats’ sense of direction Thought your navigation skills had to be fly You ain’t know left from right when your battery died, bitch The homies in your posse all be waiting But you too busy checking Tumblr porno, masturbating Maybe you should be a better friend Never use the internet again [Chorus] Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) [Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman] Everyday the bullshit worsen Order a pizza like a fucking person Match.com like an online pimp Step to a girl in real life, you fucking wimp Internet journalism, here’s what you’re gonna find Everyone who can’t get paid for it does it online Most of the ones online that’s getting paid suck too Fuck you! I swear I’m about to motherfucking lose it YouTube has ads on all the best music For all the worst music, YouTube Awards? Did you forget? You can’t have awards, you’re the fucking internet! The shit is like a motherfucking drug That all goes away if I pull the fucking plug Put your faith in something on which you can depend Never use the internet again [Chorus] Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) [Bridge] Get up and clap your hands, huh And listen to the MP3 Get up and clap your hands, huh And listen to the MP3 Get up and clap your hands, huh And listen to the MP3 [Chorus] Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! (Huh) Never use the internet again! (C'mon) Never use the internet again! Never use the internet again!