Tabloid Newspaper

My favourite thing about telling a story Is you can bollocks your way along I start the first half of it a little white lie And then I just carry on I like to blur the line between style and substance Just to get my point accross I like to blur the line between truth and bollocks Just to get my point accross I'm like a tabloid newspaper I'm like a preacher man Devoid of integrity I'm a liar I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm very keen on the notion of falsity just to make it a better song I like the idea of bending a tale just to make it a better one We never really sat at the bar, quoting Danny Dyer Drinking Stella Artois Who do you think I am, do you think I'm an honest man? (No I don't) I'm like a tabloid newspaper I'm like a preacher man Devoid of integrity I'm a liar I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I was always told That the very best lyrics would come as straight from the heart I always always told that every lyric I wrote It would tear me apart I would have a notebook full my deepest thoughts And I would sing them to a tune But my iPhone's full of little cleaver lines I sing them out of tune I sing them out of tune I'm like a tabloid newspaper I'm like a preacher man Devoid of integrity I'm a liar I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth I'm a twister of the truth (Truth, truth, truth, truth)