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Hotel Lux – Tabloid Newspaper (2020) | Track profile | Dork

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Hotel Lux
Barstool Preaching - EP
Tabloid Newspaper

SINGLE

Tabloid Newspaper

Release date: 23rd April 2020

From Barstool Preaching - EPTrack 13:41

Alternative Music

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About This Track

"Tabloid Newspaper" is a single by Hotel Lux, from the album Barstool Preaching - EP, released 23rd April 2020. The track is 3:41 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 9 articles about Hotel Lux.

About the Artist

Hotel Lux

Hotel Lux

Lyrics

Tabloid Newspaper

My favourite thing about telling a story
Is you can bollocks your way along
I start the first half of it a little white lie
And then I just carry on
I like to blur the line between style and substance
Just to get my point accross
I like to blur the line between truth and bollocks
Just to get my point accross

I'm like a tabloid newspaper
I'm like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth

I'm very keen on the notion of falsity just to make it a better song
I like the idea of bending a tale just to make it a better one
We never really sat at the bar, quoting Danny Dyer
Drinking Stella Artois
Who do you think I am, do you think I'm an honest man?
(No I don't)

I'm like a tabloid newspaper
I'm like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth

I was always told
That the very best lyrics would come as straight from the heart
I always always told that every lyric I wrote
It would tear me apart
I would have a notebook full my deepest thoughts
And I would sing them to a tune
But my iPhone's full of little cleaver lines
I sing them out of tune
I sing them out of tune

I'm like a tabloid newspaper
I'm like a preacher man
Devoid of integrity
I'm a liar
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
I'm a twister of the truth
(Truth, truth, truth, truth)

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Track details

From Barstool Preaching - EP

3:412020Single

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Album

Barstool Preaching - EP

24th April 2020

Track number

1

Release year

2020

1Tabloid Newspaper
3:41
2Eddie's Gaff
3:45
3Charades
2:25
4Loneliness Of The Stage Performer
4:05

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CostermongerThe Bitter Cup

EvelynThe Bitter Cup

Hand of MineThe Bitter Cup

Song for John HealyThe Bitter Cup

Another One GoneThe Bitter Cup

Another One Gone

Solidarity SongHands Across the Creek

Morning After MourningHands Across the Creek

National TeamHands Across the Creek

Easy Being LazyHands Across the Creek

Eazy Being LazyHands Across the Creek

Eastbound and DownHands Across the Creek

Old TimerHands Across the Creek

StrutHands Across the Creek

Common SenseHands Across the Creek

Points of ViewHands Across the Creek

An Ideal for LivingHands Across the Creek

Eddie's GaffBarstool Preaching - EP

CharadesBarstool Preaching - EP

Ballad Of You & IBarstool Preaching - EP

Loneliness Of The Stage PerformerBarstool Preaching - EP

English Disease

The Last Hangman

An Ideal for LivingHands Across the Creek
3:32
Common SenseHands Across the Creek
3:49
Eastbound and DownHands Across the Creek
4:04
Eazy Being LazyHands Across the Creek
4:06
Morning After MourningHands Across the Creek
2:31
National TeamHands Across the Creek
3:34
Old TimerHands Across the Creek
3:01
Points of ViewHands Across the Creek
3:37
Solidarity SongHands Across the Creek
4:30
StrutHands Across the Creek
3:41

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Hotel Lux have unveiled their new single 'Joy' from upcoming album 'The Bitter Cup'

Hotel Lux have unveiled their new single 'Joy' from upcoming album 'The Bitter Cup'

The album is self-produced and releases on 14th November.

23 Oct 2025 • 10:33 am

Hotel Lux have dropped new single 'Nod (To The Retrospect)' from their self-produced second album 'The Bitter Cup'

Hotel Lux have dropped new single 'Nod (To The Retrospect)' from their self-produced second album 'The Bitter Cup'

Self-produced at Big Jelly Studios, with live recordings and collaborative writing sessions.

4 Sept 2025 • 9:30 pm

Hotel Lux have confirmed their second album 'The Bitter Cup' for October

Hotel Lux have confirmed their second album 'The Bitter Cup' for October

Hotel Lux announces self-produced second album 'The Bitter Cup' and releases 'Costermonger', a single about Deptford Market's decline.

15 Jul 2025 • 1:33 pm

Hotel Lux are back with their intense new single 'Another One Gone'

Hotel Lux are back with their intense new single 'Another One Gone'

Hotel Lux explores loss and friendship in their first release since their debut album, blending vulnerability with live performance energy.

29 May 2025 • 1:40 pm

Hotel Lux have dropped a new Christmas single (and tribute to Nigella), 'The Carvery'

Hotel Lux have dropped a new Christmas single (and tribute to Nigella), 'The Carvery'

"Let’s toast Nigella."

30 Nov 2023 • 11:49 am

Hotel Lux have dropped a new single, 'Vice'

Hotel Lux have dropped a new single, 'Vice'

It marks their first new material since their debut album.

10 Aug 2023 • 10:22 am

Hotel Lux are teasing their upcoming debut album with new single, 'Points Of View'

Hotel Lux are teasing their upcoming debut album with new single, 'Points Of View'

The band describe the song as a bridge between their previous EP, and their new album.

12 Jan 2023 • 3:13 pm

Hotel Lux have shared ‘National Team’, the second single from their upcoming debut album, ‘Hands Across The Creek’

Hotel Lux have shared ‘National Team’, the second single from their upcoming debut album, ‘Hands Across The Creek’

The 10-track LP will arrive in full on January 27th via The State51 Conspiracy.

26 Oct 2022 • 9:28 am

Hotel Lux have announced their debut album, 'Hands Across The Creek'

Hotel Lux have announced their debut album, 'Hands Across The Creek'

The news comes alongside a new single, 'Common Sense', and a string of UK/EU tour dates.

26 Sept 2022 • 7:33 am

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Production & Engineering

Writer: Lewis Duffin
Producer: Dave McCracken