I'm Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be I am ready, ready as anybody can be I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight Because I am ready, ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair I know you feel like I ain't nowhere But stop what your doin' and baby come over here I'll prove to you, baby, that I ain't no square 'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me I been drinkin' gin like never before I feel so good, I feel I want you to know But one more drink, and I wish you would It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good Beause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me