I'm Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol built on a graveyard frame

Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearin' ball and chain

I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

Because I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair

I know you feel like I ain't nowhere

But stop what your doin' and baby come over here

I'll prove to you, baby, that I ain't no square

'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before

I feel so good, I feel I want you to know

But one more drink, and I wish you would

It takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good

Beause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I am ready

I am ready

I am ready

I am ready

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me