Red (Letter)

"Dear Parrot, I love you so deeply and true" Said Reggie destroyed and upset "Dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?" Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "Dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "Dear Porky, I ache for your touch" "Dear Dishy I'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" "Dear Bonny come back to our hutch" And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter "Dear Stinky, I miss all your silly old pongs" From Beaky, who hungers for fun "Dear Saucy I offer redundant regards" Said Lucky who hasn't had none Said Nonsence; "I've had it right up to my ears" From Fiery who never grows cold "oh gosh, how I love you, i tell you no lies" Said Harley, before I'm too old And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter "Dear Parrot, I love you so deeply and true" Said Reggie destroyed and upset "Dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?" Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "Dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "Dear Porky, I ache for your touch" "Dear Dishy I'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" "Dear Bonny come back to our hutch" And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter