Red (Letter)

"Dear Parrot, I love you so deeply and true"

Said Reggie destroyed and upset

"Dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?"

Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet

"Dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge"

"Dear Porky, I ache for your touch"

"Dear Dishy I'll meet you on Battersea Bridge"

"Dear Bonny come back to our hutch"

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

"Dear Stinky, I miss all your silly old pongs"

From Beaky, who hungers for fun

"Dear Saucy I offer redundant regards"

Said Lucky who hasn't had none

Said Nonsence; "I've had it right up to my ears"

From Fiery who never grows cold

"oh gosh, how I love you, i tell you no lies"

Said Harley, before I'm too old

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

"Dear Parrot, I love you so deeply and true"

Said Reggie destroyed and upset

"Dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall I do?"

Said Dinky, your kinky love-pet

"Dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge"

"Dear Porky, I ache for your touch"

"Dear Dishy I'll meet you on Battersea Bridge"

"Dear Bonny come back to our hutch"

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter

And I hope this letter will make things better

I hope you get a red letter