Tight Pants

Everybody's talkin’ 'bout my tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on Everybody's lookin’ at my tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on I'm the only one in town with tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on No one else around is wearing tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on People wouldn't lie about my tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on I can swing my arms I can shake my hip I can dance down the block Because I'm the only chick that's wearing tight pants And I’m the only one Wow Slow down there young lady friend You say people are talking about your tight pants down at the local piggly wiggly? Well I find that hard to believe Because every since I moved to this town Everyone I know is talking about my tight pants Well that’s funny becausе yesterday I ran to Mayor Barlycorn And he prеsented me in facideclared my pants The tightest in all the land! Well I just received an urgent telegram From Governor Groombul Presenting today as tight pants day In owner of my tight pants Listen up you little bitch You better hide your wife You better hide your kids Because I will cut you I will cut your father I will cut your mother I will scratch you Don't make me take of my heels Take it easy Georgy and Lousy Look what I’m tryin' to say is Get lost applesauce I'm the only one who wear a tight pants in this town You feel me? Don't rattle the cage We cool-o, papy chulo? I gotcha haz ahazza I guess I’ll find another new town Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants I got my tight pants I got my tight pants on