Tight Pants

Everybody's talkin’ 'bout my tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on

Everybody's lookin’ at my tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on

I'm the only one in town with tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on

No one else around is wearing tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on

Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on

People wouldn't lie about my tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on

I can swing my arms

I can shake my hip

I can dance down the block

Because I'm the only chick that's wearing tight pants

And I’m the only one

Wow

Slow down there young lady friend

You say people are talking about your tight pants down at the local piggly wiggly?

Well I find that hard to believe

Because every since I moved to this town

Everyone I know is talking about my tight pants

Well that’s funny becausе yesterday I ran to Mayor Barlycorn

And he prеsented me in facideclared my pants

The tightest in all the land!

Well I just received an urgent telegram

From Governor Groombul

Presenting today as tight pants day

In owner of my tight pants

Listen up you little bitch

You better hide your wife

You better hide your kids

Because I will cut you

I will cut your father

I will cut your mother

I will scratch you

Don't make me take of my heels

Take it easy Georgy and Lousy

Look what I’m tryin' to say is

Get lost applesauce

I'm the only one who wear a tight pants in this town

You feel me?

Don't rattle the cage

We cool-o, papy chulo?

I gotcha haz ahazza

I guess I’ll find another new town

Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants

I got my tight pants

I got my tight pants on