D(an) I.Y.

[Verse 1] This seems to have become a trend When did the day begin? And how come a single soul hasn’t told me? It appears to have become a trend Wasting my weekends on the couch While mountains move around me [Pre-Chorus] But I digress In weight of feigning interest To do what’s best Grab my coat and leave the house [Chorus] How long have you lived around the corner? A state of shock on your front lawn But anxious enough to ask you “Well, how long have you lived around the corner?” Thank goodness that I’ve made it out alive [Verse 2] This seems to have become a trend With more casing than courtesy And song titles scribbled poorly on some poster board It appears to have become a trend A trailer sits in the driveway While the brother, years younger, knows better [Chorus] How long have you lived around the corner? A state of shock on your front lawn But anxious enough to ask you “Well, how long have you lived around the corner?” Thank goodness that we’ve made it out alive Thank goodness that we've made it out alive Thank goodness that we've made it out alive [Bridge] I’ve been bored to death enough time, enough time today I’ve been bored to death enough times, enough times to know that We are what we are And what we are is all the same What we are is all the same Not tired or uninspired We could never live that way We could never live that way We are what we are And what we are is all the same What we are is all the same Not tired or uninspired We could never live that way We could never live that way Thank goodness that we’ve made it out alive [Chorus] How long have you lived around the corner? A state of shock on your front lawn But anxious enough to ask you “Well, how long have you lived around the corner?” Thank goodness that we’ve made it out alive Thank goodness that we’ve made it out alive Thank goodness that we’ve made it out alive