Trouble

[Verse 1] I went to church on Sunday, I swung my chariot low Reached up to kiss the deacon, he said "You'd better go" [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been [Verse 2] Let's buy a watermelon, swallow all the seeds Forget what Mama told us, do everything we please [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been [Verse 3] Let's pour a little whiskey, drink a little gin Listen to Merle Haggard like he's loving me again [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been [Verse 4] Let's turn off the TV, I'm tired of CNN Let's throw a little party, invite some sinners in [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been [Verse 5] I'll paint your toenails, baby, you paint my toenails too We'll take a walk down Main Street and watch what people do [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been [Verse 6] There's people building prisons for people like you and me Some people just can't stand people like us being free [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been [Verse 7] Sooner or later, darling, everybody's gotta go Let's you and me leave early, get a seat on the first row [Chorus] Trouble, I'm in trouble with him Trouble's where I'm going Trouble's the only place I've ever been