Trouble

[Verse 1]

I went to church on Sunday, I swung my chariot low

Reached up to kiss the deacon, he said "You'd better go"

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been

[Verse 2]

Let's buy a watermelon, swallow all the seeds

Forget what Mama told us, do everything we please

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been

[Verse 3]

Let's pour a little whiskey, drink a little gin

Listen to Merle Haggard like he's loving me again

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been

[Verse 4]

Let's turn off the TV, I'm tired of CNN

Let's throw a little party, invite some sinners in

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been

[Verse 5]

I'll paint your toenails, baby, you paint my toenails too

We'll take a walk down Main Street and watch what people do

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been

[Verse 6]

There's people building prisons for people like you and me

Some people just can't stand people like us being free

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been

[Verse 7]

Sooner or later, darling, everybody's gotta go

Let's you and me leave early, get a seat on the first row

[Chorus]

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him

Trouble's where I'm going

Trouble's the only place I've ever been