{Opening} Chris Rock & Will Smith
It was a G.I. Jane joke
Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!
Woah, woah
Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me
{Verse One} J. Cru & Chris Rock
Don't mention Alopecia, or I will beat ya up in this theatre (Wow!)
Fuck it up at the Oscars
Giving y'all scars if you talk that blah, blah, blah (Wow Dude!)
Talking shit about my wife?
Gonna end up in a fight
And I'll stab you with a knife, that's right! (Wow!)
If you mention that Fresh Prince queen
I'll punch you in the cheek
Just so everyone can see (Okay)
That nobody fucks with me
Unless they fuck my wife
That's okay with me
You can steal my car, you can eat my food
You can kill my dog, you can crash my coupe
You can eat my cat, you can punch my face
But if you make a joke about G.I. Jane
I will slap your face, I will slap your face
I will slap your face, I will slap your face
I will slap your face, I will slap your face
I will slap
{Break} Chris Rock
Greatest night in the history of television
{Verse 2} J Cru
Fuck it up at the Oscars
Hit the bar after
I'll only leave in a cop car
Y'all bitching
Cause I'm King Richie
Venus and Serena
Should have seen how I been hittin'
Wife beckoned
Didn't like the mention
Imma show Academy that I'm a fucking legend
Hancock's back
With his hand cocked back
If you are a man with a cock
Hit my wife back
Will rushing on the stage
Like a man on a mission
Got the night looking like
A Russian slapping competition
Rocked Chris with the right hand
Shit felt loaded
Swear to god
I thought I heard commentary from Joe Rogan
Will Smith publicist
Crying 'cause he busting lips
Standing up for Jada
Hope to god she'll let him bust in it
But if not, it'll be fine
In the meantime
Make a couple movies
Prep for YouTube Rewind
