Will Smith Slap Rap

{Opening} Chris Rock & Will Smith

It was a G.I. Jane joke

Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth!

Woah, woah

Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me

{Verse One} J. Cru & Chris Rock

Don't mention Alopecia, or I will beat ya up in this theatre (Wow!)

Fuck it up at the Oscars

Giving y'all scars if you talk that blah, blah, blah (Wow Dude!)

Talking shit about my wife?

Gonna end up in a fight

And I'll stab you with a knife, that's right! (Wow!)

If you mention that Fresh Prince queen

I'll punch you in the cheek

Just so everyone can see (Okay)

That nobody fucks with me

Unless they fuck my wife

That's okay with me

You can steal my car, you can eat my food

You can kill my dog, you can crash my coupe

You can eat my cat, you can punch my face

But if you make a joke about G.I. Jane

I will slap your face, I will slap your face

I will slap your face, I will slap your face

I will slap your face, I will slap your face

I will slap

{Break} Chris Rock

Greatest night in the history of television

{Verse 2} J Cru

Fuck it up at the Oscars

Hit the bar after

I'll only leave in a cop car

Y'all bitching

Cause I'm King Richie

Venus and Serena

Should have seen how I been hittin'

Wife beckoned

Didn't like the mention

Imma show Academy that I'm a fucking legend

Hancock's back

With his hand cocked back

If you are a man with a cock

Hit my wife back

Will rushing on the stage

Like a man on a mission

Got the night looking like

A Russian slapping competition

Rocked Chris with the right hand

Shit felt loaded

Swear to god

I thought I heard commentary from Joe Rogan

Will Smith publicist

Crying 'cause he busting lips

Standing up for Jada

Hope to god she'll let him bust in it

But if not, it'll be fine

In the meantime

Make a couple movies

Prep for YouTube Rewind