Intro 7

[Intro] I mean, there's no law that says I gotta end this You know, show really upbeat, right? I mean, we can kind of— The fact is that my truly cheerful material? You know, there's not that much of it, you know? And uh, uh Oh, oh, here's one I "Walking Slow" Yeah, that's a good one, that's a good one But this one's, this one's more like what I wanna do This is, my girlfriend flew all the way from California to Maine And uh, I meant to sing this song for her And uh, you know, I forgot So I'm gonna do it now, alright? Yeah, "girlfriend" doesn't, you know "girlfriend" doesn't quite describe it You know, if you've been together for about, you know, well, over ten years And you're still using the word "girlfriend," and you're like, you know There are times when I call her my wife, you know Like when we're traveling in Islamic countries But, but I met these people at a wedding Who got married after sixteen years And the guy pulled me aside and said "Tell you, man, as, as hard as the first year of marriage is It's not nearly as hard as the seventeenth year of dating"