Intro 7

[Intro]

I mean, there's no law that says I gotta end this

You know, show really upbeat, right?

I mean, we can kind of—

The fact is that my truly cheerful material?

You know, there's not that much of it, you know?

And uh, uh

Oh, oh, here's one I

"Walking Slow"

Yeah, that's a good one, that's a good one

But this one's, this one's more like what I wanna do

This is, my girlfriend flew all the way from California to Maine

And uh, I meant to sing this song for her

And uh, you know, I forgot

So I'm gonna do it now, alright?

Yeah, "girlfriend" doesn't, you know "girlfriend" doesn't quite describe it

You know, if you've been together for about, you know, well, over ten years

And you're still using the word "girlfriend," and you're like, you know

There are times when I call her my wife, you know

Like when we're traveling in Islamic countries

But, but I met these people at a wedding

Who got married after sixteen years

And the guy pulled me aside and said

"Tell you, man, as, as hard as the first year of marriage is

It's not nearly as hard as the seventeenth year of dating"