He Don't Exist

[Intro] No, no no no no no no no no no Ooh, la la la, la [Verse 1] Girl, I hate to have to be the one to ruin your plans It's unrealistic what you're looking for in a man I may not be perfect but I can love you perfectly You know what you want but you don't know what you need Good sex, monogamous, keeps all of his promises Handsome and tall plus no kids, I think you oughta see a psychiatrist Bank account got a figure six Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent The only problem is, he don't exist [Chorus] I think you need the invisible man So you can never see his flaws and mistakes (Mistakes) Better come get this loving while you can Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand prize, sweepstakes (Sweepstakes) With sis and then her friends wanna tell you how you feel Making you believe there's something out there that ain't real Don't mean to alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya And the perfect man you're waiting for, he don't exist Ooh, la la la, ah [Verse 2] Sorry to shatter your perfect picture of love This ain't no movie, ain't no director yelling "Cut" Everyone's an actor, you gotta stick to the script You want a fairytale but they just don't exist You want a knight in shining armor Hero that come to save ya Fly through the skyline, red cape Baby, let me set the record straight If you don't know what to settle for, you lose it all 'Cause it just don't exist [Chorus] I think you need the invisible man So you can never see his flaws and mistakes (Mistakes) Better come get this loving while you can Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand prize, sweepstakes (Sweepstakes) With sis and then her friends wanna tell you how you feel Making you believe there's something out there that ain't real Don't mean to alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya And the perfect man you're waiting for, he don't exist [Bridge] All that time that you're spending, looking for happy ending Baby, it can start with us (Start with us) Subtract all of the baggage, and maybe we can manage A life that equals up to love We'll never know division, I'll play my position Be patient, baby, no need to rush You want the most with the ghost, let me coast You 'bout to miss out on this, 'cause he don't exist [Chorus] I think you need the invisible man So you can never see his flaws and mistakes (Mistakes) Better come get this loving while you can Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand prize, sweepstakes (Sweepstakes) With sis and then her friends wanna tell you how you feel Making you believe there's something out there that ain't real Don't mean to alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya And the perfect man you're waiting for, he don't exist