He Don't Exist

[Intro]

No, no no no no no no no no no

Ooh, la la la, la

[Verse 1]

Girl, I hate to have to be the one to ruin your plans

It's unrealistic what you're looking for in a man

I may not be perfect but I can love you perfectly

You know what you want but you don't know what you need

Good sex, monogamous, keeps all of his promises

Handsome and tall plus no kids, I think you oughta see a psychiatrist

Bank account got a figure six

Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent

The only problem is, he don't exist

[Chorus]

I think you need the invisible man

So you can never see his flaws and mistakes (Mistakes)

Better come get this loving while you can

Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand prize, sweepstakes (Sweepstakes)

With sis and then her friends wanna tell you how you feel

Making you believe there's something out there that ain't real

Don't mean to alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya

And the perfect man you're waiting for, he don't exist

Ooh, la la la, ah

[Verse 2]

Sorry to shatter your perfect picture of love

This ain't no movie, ain't no director yelling "Cut"

Everyone's an actor, you gotta stick to the script

You want a fairytale but they just don't exist

You want a knight in shining armor

Hero that come to save ya

Fly through the skyline, red cape

Baby, let me set the record straight

If you don't know what to settle for, you lose it all

'Cause it just don't exist

[Chorus]

I think you need the invisible man

So you can never see his flaws and mistakes (Mistakes)

Better come get this loving while you can

Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand prize, sweepstakes (Sweepstakes)

With sis and then her friends wanna tell you how you feel

Making you believe there's something out there that ain't real

Don't mean to alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya

And the perfect man you're waiting for, he don't exist

[Bridge]

All that time that you're spending, looking for happy ending

Baby, it can start with us (Start with us)

Subtract all of the baggage, and maybe we can manage

A life that equals up to love

We'll never know division, I'll play my position

Be patient, baby, no need to rush

You want the most with the ghost, let me coast

You 'bout to miss out on this, 'cause he don't exist

[Chorus]

I think you need the invisible man

So you can never see his flaws and mistakes (Mistakes)

Better come get this loving while you can

Waiting to hit the jackpot, grand prize, sweepstakes (Sweepstakes)

With sis and then her friends wanna tell you how you feel

Making you believe there's something out there that ain't real

Don't mean to alarm ya, no prince coming to charm ya

And the perfect man you're waiting for, he don't exist