[Verse: Jammer & Mez]
Who is it? Who is it?
Who is it? It's the Murkle Man and Mez
Man are coming like turkey leg
Eat dem boy when man's not read
I told man don't fuck with the big man dread
Cuh lyrics will fly like shots to the head
Shots to the head, not to the leg
Like Big H, everybody dead
Dem man are telling porkies like they work at Greggs
And I ain't no bacon dread (no)
My badman don't talk to the feds (no)
None of my man don't talk to police
Wear T-shirt but I don't wear fleece
From Nottingham but I might fly East
Man are from East but I might fly Notts
Man violate? Then I might buss shots
Boom, bang, head get pop (gone again)
Make MCs wanna stick to the top (whoa)
If you smelt the weed I got
Man would've thought that my name was Rock (who?)
Man would've thought that my name was John
Man's got the big 45, no long (big ting)
My niggas deal with the beef, no long
Karate kicks and dem man are Hong Kong
Ni hao ma, I ordered a 3-in-1
But my order's taking long
I ordered takeaway from Chinese
So why's my one portion of chips taking so long?
Hmm, what's wrong?
Make sure that the black pepper is strong
Cause I know how it used to taste
Cause I used to eat up with Mr Wong
Mama told me can't beef on rice
So I swapped it for the tuna, no long
Make sure that you don't cut that wrong
Cause I'm sure that we're gonna be fighting
And the salmon and rice, yeah, that's my ting (my ting)
These MCs keep on biting
Freestyle bars done with the writing
Spitting that crack, got niggas piping (neckle)
But he ain't piping hash (no)
And he ain't piping gash (no)
Dem man are piping things
That they buy off the road off roadman, god (oh)
My bars come like God
Make man's head bop like Gully Bop
My bars come like Jesus
Might con Ye for a pair of the Yeezys
Might rob man if I know where the piece is
Might shoot man if nobody freezes
Dem man are eediats, dem man are jokers
Dem man are coming just like A Squeezys
Dem man have got jokes like A Squeeze
Told my man better show me the Ps
C Gritz said that nobody leaves
Freeze
Dem man are dry, they need Vaseline
Big 45 or expensive cream
Man are looking at me funny like "Mez, you're a G"
Can't disagree cuh every time I MC
Yeah, every time I MC
I think of D Double E and Mez MC
Cuh dem man dere, they've got the energy
Dem man have got the energy to MC
In the end, man had to go get McDeez
(Fish fillet meal)
I didn't really wanna wait for Chinese
(That's a long ting)
People say that they like my steeze
(What you seh?)
But you know my style like my name Big Tobz
(Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Bare MC wanna be my bro
(But you can't be family tree)
But you can't fit in my shoe like [?] toe
(Mad ting)
Man are like Mez, you're a pro, whoa
It's not me you wanna be, no
And mi have ting pon the side, ayy
Jack up the tune from day
Jack up the CDJ
When I say "Murkle Man"
You know the tune can't play
Might talk so I say KK
But I don't mean King K
But I [?]
Dem man are coming just like [?]
On Friday, murk dem boy anyday
[Outro: Mez]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, and it's the Nottingham Crew 1-2
