[Chorus]
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
[Verse 1]
My friends call me Alan, that's because I'm a shearer
I'm on the ball like Viera
I want a Porsche Carrera, nuttin' but [?]
Everyday that I spit, I try get clearer
I done a show in Italy with Wiley
Collected the money in Lira
Wanna make a million, so everyday that I live
I try and get five bills nearer
I love my girl just like Frankie Boyle loves Sara
When she hypes up, man, I don't wanna hear her
Since lemon came out
I ain't heard about jakira
I don't want new friends, I ain't pallbearer
It's Halloween time
And I ain't Jason so I don't wanna scare ya
If you wanna talk, then I'm a good hearer
My name ain't Hyper, but I say "yeah"
[Chorus]
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
[Verse 2]
I'm dirty, I'm dangerous
But I'm not Dirty Dangerous
You can catch me on some dirty cameras
My bredrin, he runs Dirty Canvas
I don't go uni, I'm not on campus
Constant raves with a bottle of champers
No [?] moves, I'm a shankers
Catch me in the corner shaking it down
With the female skankers
'Cause I ain't got time for the wankers
Don't think that I'm [?], 'cause I ain't
I'm short-sighted, I'm meant to have glasses like Manga's
I'm serious, like Jme
So boy better know I'm not a rampers
I'll make a poomplex run, piss up his Pampers
Smash your forehead just like Samantha Mumba's
[Chorus]
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
[Verse 3]
I give a man more kicks than jungle
Taking it old school just like Rumble
Keep your mouth shut like Zippy, not Bungle
Don't mumble, keep it humble
My right hook'll make a man stumble
Don't believe me? Ask my uncle
When we get food, it's like a five-day pass
It comes in a bundle
'Cause we get food in abundance
I ain't known by the boys in blue
But I've had a couple injunctions
I ain't ever been hit by truncheons
I escape slyly, do a U-turn at one of the junctions
'Cause I can't get caught
I have to be on road
Or [?] at all the grime functions
How you do?
[Chorus]
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
I'm a big man but I'm not thirty
Yeah, watch me get dirty
Murkle Man, watch me get murky
Heat man up, roast man like turkey
