I'm a Big Man

[Chorus]

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

[Verse 1]

My friends call me Alan, that's because I'm a shearer

I'm on the ball like Viera

I want a Porsche Carrera, nuttin' but [?]

Everyday that I spit, I try get clearer

I done a show in Italy with Wiley

Collected the money in Lira

Wanna make a million, so everyday that I live

I try and get five bills nearer

I love my girl just like Frankie Boyle loves Sara

When she hypes up, man, I don't wanna hear her

Since lemon came out

I ain't heard about jakira

I don't want new friends, I ain't pallbearer

It's Halloween time

And I ain't Jason so I don't wanna scare ya

If you wanna talk, then I'm a good hearer

My name ain't Hyper, but I say "yeah"

[Chorus]

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

[Verse 2]

I'm dirty, I'm dangerous

But I'm not Dirty Dangerous

You can catch me on some dirty cameras

My bredrin, he runs Dirty Canvas

I don't go uni, I'm not on campus

Constant raves with a bottle of champers

No [?] moves, I'm a shankers

Catch me in the corner shaking it down

With the female skankers

'Cause I ain't got time for the wankers

Don't think that I'm [?], 'cause I ain't

I'm short-sighted, I'm meant to have glasses like Manga's

I'm serious, like Jme

So boy better know I'm not a rampers

I'll make a poomplex run, piss up his Pampers

Smash your forehead just like Samantha Mumba's

[Chorus]

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

[Verse 3]

I give a man more kicks than jungle

Taking it old school just like Rumble

Keep your mouth shut like Zippy, not Bungle

Don't mumble, keep it humble

My right hook'll make a man stumble

Don't believe me? Ask my uncle

When we get food, it's like a five-day pass

It comes in a bundle

'Cause we get food in abundance

I ain't known by the boys in blue

But I've had a couple injunctions

I ain't ever been hit by truncheons

I escape slyly, do a U-turn at one of the junctions

'Cause I can't get caught

I have to be on road

Or [?] at all the grime functions

How you do?

[Chorus]

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey

I'm a big man but I'm not thirty

Yeah, watch me get dirty

Murkle Man, watch me get murky

Heat man up, roast man like turkey