Love Is Infectious

[Verse 1] She keeps her patience for the bedroom Should satisfy her for a week Her domination is executed cheaply With her studio technique [Pre-Chorus] (What's new?) She carries love in a carrier bag (What's new?) She don't keep her body clean Oh, oh, oh Illegitimate contributions And neurotic fantasies conceived [Chorus] Love is infectious I don't know about that Love is infectious I don't know about it [Verse 2] She keeps appointments by the hour glass Guerrilla warfare in her bed And constant love is oh oh so negative We're simulating sex instead [Pre-Chorus] (What's new?) She carries love in a carrier bag (What's new?) She don't keep her body clean Oh, oh, oh Illegitimate contributions And neurotic fantasies conceived [Chorus] Love is infectious I don't know about that Love is infectious I don't know about it [Verse 3] No personality's essential Nobody strictly in command She's not direct, elusive Or inadequate Love's incompatible commands [Pre-Chorus] (What's new?) She carries love in a carrier bag (What's new?) She don't keep her body clean Oh, oh, oh Illegitimate contributions And neurotic heartaches are conceived [Chorus] Love is infectious I don't know about that Love is infectious I don't know about it