How to Rob '09

Bottom line is, I'm a blood with a deal My record don't sell I'mma rob and steal 50 did it first so I'mma start with him Work on Dre then I'mma move on Em Run up in Record 1 while they workin on Detox I need exclusive tracks ASAP in 3 knots I know y'all got that all of y'all went plat Grab a cool Vitamin Water and uhh.. Relax Yeah it only take me a minute to pull out the strap Rob the three-headed monster I'm telling you black When I see Wayne again I'm pattin him down He was on my first single but I'm pass that now Get that Young Money chain and I'mma Minaj with Nicki Tell her to brace herself this will not be a quickie Seen Drake tryin to park snatched him out of the Jag Told him gimme the keys he said wait "It the best I ever had" Caught Kanye slipping at the Staples Center Need them Air Yeezy's and them Louis Denim Nigga shot down the street like a silver bullet The nigga ran so fast that he drop his mullet Before T.I. went in I caught up with him He like "Live Your Life" I'm like you got damn right I need the ice you dead & gone if you blink twice Look here don't try to escape like your wife Caught Jamie at the Bar he started to panic Blamed it on the alcohol when I raised the cannon I caught Nick and told him that Mariah was my bitch Yeah your name is on her back I can see it when I hit And since Keri Hilson in a perfect world I snatched her ass out of it give me them diamonds and pearls She said I was turning her off so I knocked her down You ain't feelin' me, bitch I'm taking all of your energy Caught Ross shirt off chillin' in his Maybach I said yo I like your album but its deeper than rap Give me them O's and yayo's and that big ass pendant (WHAT) With them two M's in it yeah I do mean business I heard Queen B tryin' to Dance With The Stars She goin' dance with the devil with this gat off ? She said in the Biggie movie she was portrayed wrong When I see Lil Cease nigga its on I'mma take all ya cheese no succeed Seen Ne-Yo at the club he tried roll up his sleeve Knock him out snatched his independent chick by her weave And said nigga you ain't got a better hook than that (Miss Independent) Seen you in them videos in them cute ass hats I'll take them too and sell them back Had DREAMS of fucking an r&b bitch Up until I'd fuck Dream's r&b bitch (I luv yo girl) Christina Milian tried to sneak up in the party She ain't sold a Milli-on but She got something for me Gucci and OJ Da Juiceman in the A Ran up on em with the nine and they both was Aye! I'm in Soulja Boy home and I got my mask on Pull out of his bed right before he put turned his swag on Told him put S.O.D. chain in the bag homes Before I go across your chin and he said "not again!" Found Jeezy in the trap he was willin' to share He like you need these too and I was like YEEAAH! That was the easy come up,(Cyeah) With money comin' this fast never put my gun up Seen Jimmy in the club trin' to floss his bread Think he ballin' pop champagne over his head Now he fallin' lookin for Juelz to help him out He better pray to god that Juelz not hangin out Asher Roth got more bread than a little bit Made a song when I took his scholarship I love robbin' and I love juxin' Get yo ass out of class Take my GED test I need yo help to pass Then I kept callin him Em just to make him mad Plies always that he got his goons with him Caught him backstage he ain't have one goon with him He say he the realest but I begged to differ "He got plenty money" and left a lil richer Had the gun to Diddy head while he logged on to Twitter I need 50 percent and some Ciroc nigga I'm Jay Rock nigga now know I gotta get Jigga Rob a whole live nation when I fondle this trigger And I'mma need Beyoncé and her little sister House of Dereon stocks just double my figures T-Pain got three rings I could pawn that shit “I can’t believe it” I took all that shit Seen Ice Cube on the set of his new movie Friday or Saturday I still gotta get this cake And I got Game on his own tour Kicked me off and I came back and got more Its money on the West how I know that’s where I live I’ll steal a blunt right off of Snoop’s lips (Sup nephew) Break it down and sell it to two Crips I’m all about the chips I don’t need that shit Bow Wow dropped the Lil now he think he grown That’s how Lamborghini Moss got his Lamborghini lost Got his ass stole on then made his ass walk Back to Columbus and JD ain’t want nothing Caught Chris Brown and he ain’t want no problems He said, “ Please don’t jack me in front of Rihanna Cus I just Beat her ass she goin think I'mma coward She’ll probably beat my ass” Nigga gimme the cash [Hook] Aight This ain't serious Being broke can make you delirious But I… I ain’t fucking delirious cuz Im off this kush cuz I rob me a nigga On everything on the hood No what I’m sayin’ We want rims… (Fuck That) [Verse 2] Fuck that im on one nigga I want it all Don’t care if they need me I’m greedy I’ll rob my dogs Caught K. Dot comin’ out of Food 4 Less with bags Took his Jordans even thought they were a three in a half Even ran up on Ab with his curly head ass (Soul) He almost got away until he ran out of gas Then I got that niggas for three dollars and a black He was like man Rock we suppose to be brothers I was like naw nigga right now its gutta And my album ain’t drop I'mma need that brother And I caught Q slippin’ shinin’ like gem I’m getting every dollar like Tiger and them And seen G Malone hoppin out that GT (Yeah) Ran up on his ass with the Mac and the Beanie (Yeah) Long story short he rode home in a beach (Yeah) ? cuz I put his Bentley on Craigslist Then I heard Hu$$le was in the house With that Malcolm X chain my muscle was Comin’ out Went to visit Mistah Fab right after the accident Tried to rob em then he freestyled his way up out of it Just to show you that I’m way out of it Seen Barack on the podium and I snatched him off of it How To Rob ’09 my nigga acknowledge it Lighten up I’m just playin’ homey snap out of it