How to Rob '09

Bottom line is, I'm a blood with a deal

My record don't sell I'mma rob and steal

50 did it first so I'mma start with him

Work on Dre then I'mma move on Em

Run up in Record 1 while they workin on Detox

I need exclusive tracks ASAP in 3 knots

I know y'all got that all of y'all went plat

Grab a cool Vitamin Water and uhh.. Relax

Yeah it only take me a minute to pull out the strap

Rob the three-headed monster I'm telling you black

When I see Wayne again I'm pattin him down

He was on my first single but I'm pass that now

Get that Young Money chain and I'mma Minaj with Nicki

Tell her to brace herself this will not be a quickie

Seen Drake tryin to park snatched him out of the Jag

Told him gimme the keys he said wait "It the best I ever had"

Caught Kanye slipping at the Staples Center

Need them Air Yeezy's and them Louis Denim

Nigga shot down the street like a silver bullet

The nigga ran so fast that he drop his mullet

Before T.I. went in I caught up with him

He like "Live Your Life" I'm like you got damn right

I need the ice you dead & gone if you blink twice

Look here don't try to escape like your wife

Caught Jamie at the Bar he started to panic

Blamed it on the alcohol when I raised the cannon

I caught Nick and told him that Mariah was my bitch

Yeah your name is on her back I can see it when I hit

And since Keri Hilson in a perfect world

I snatched her ass out of it give me them diamonds and pearls

She said I was turning her off so I knocked her down

You ain't feelin' me, bitch I'm taking all of your energy

Caught Ross shirt off chillin' in his Maybach

I said yo I like your album but its deeper than rap

Give me them O's and yayo's and that big ass pendant (WHAT)

With them two M's in it yeah I do mean business

I heard Queen B tryin' to Dance With The Stars

She goin' dance with the devil with this gat off ?

She said in the Biggie movie she was portrayed wrong

When I see Lil Cease nigga its on

I'mma take all ya cheese no succeed

Seen Ne-Yo at the club he tried roll up his sleeve

Knock him out snatched his independent chick by her weave

And said nigga you ain't got a better hook than that (Miss Independent)

Seen you in them videos in them cute ass hats

I'll take them too and sell them back

Had DREAMS of fucking an r&b bitch

Up until I'd fuck Dream's r&b bitch (I luv yo girl)

Christina Milian tried to sneak up in the party

She ain't sold a Milli-on but

She got something for me

Gucci and OJ Da Juiceman in the A

Ran up on em with the nine and they both was Aye!

I'm in Soulja Boy home and I got my mask on

Pull out of his bed right before he put turned his swag on

Told him put S.O.D. chain in the bag homes

Before I go across your chin and he said "not again!"

Found Jeezy in the trap he was willin' to share

He like you need these too and I was like YEEAAH!

That was the easy come up,(Cyeah) With money comin' this fast never put my gun up

Seen Jimmy in the club trin' to floss his bread

Think he ballin' pop champagne over his head

Now he fallin' lookin for Juelz to help him out

He better pray to god that Juelz not hangin out

Asher Roth got more bread than a little bit

Made a song when I took his scholarship

I love robbin' and I love juxin'

Get yo ass out of class

Take my GED test I need yo help to pass

Then I kept callin him Em just to make him mad

Plies always that he got his goons with him

Caught him backstage he ain't have one goon with him

He say he the realest but I begged to differ

"He got plenty money" and left a lil richer

Had the gun to Diddy head while he logged on to Twitter

I need 50 percent and some Ciroc nigga

I'm Jay Rock nigga now know I gotta get Jigga

Rob a whole live nation when I fondle this trigger

And I'mma need Beyoncé and her little sister

House of Dereon stocks just double my figures

T-Pain got three rings I could pawn that shit

“I can’t believe it” I took all that shit

Seen Ice Cube on the set of his new movie Friday or Saturday

I still gotta get this cake

And I got Game on his own tour

Kicked me off and I came back and got more

Its money on the West how I know that’s where I live

I’ll steal a blunt right off of Snoop’s lips (Sup nephew)

Break it down and sell it to two Crips

I’m all about the chips I don’t need that shit

Bow Wow dropped the Lil now he think he grown

That’s how Lamborghini Moss got his Lamborghini lost

Got his ass stole on then made his ass walk

Back to Columbus and JD ain’t want nothing

Caught Chris Brown and he ain’t want no problems

He said, “ Please don’t jack me in front of Rihanna

Cus I just Beat her ass she goin think I'mma coward

She’ll probably beat my ass”

Nigga gimme the cash

[Hook]

Aight This ain't serious

Being broke can make you delirious

But I… I ain’t fucking delirious cuz

Im off this kush cuz I rob me a nigga

On everything on the hood

No what I’m sayin’

We want rims…

(Fuck That)

[Verse 2]

Fuck that im on one nigga I want it all

Don’t care if they need me I’m greedy I’ll rob my dogs

Caught K. Dot comin’ out of Food 4 Less with bags

Took his Jordans even thought they were a three in a half

Even ran up on Ab with his curly head ass (Soul)

He almost got away until he ran out of gas

Then I got that niggas for three dollars and a black

He was like man Rock we suppose to be brothers

I was like naw nigga right now its gutta

And my album ain’t drop I'mma need that brother

And I caught Q slippin’ shinin’ like gem

I’m getting every dollar like Tiger and them

And seen G Malone hoppin out that GT (Yeah)

Ran up on his ass with the Mac and the Beanie (Yeah)

Long story short he rode home in a beach (Yeah)

? cuz I put his Bentley on Craigslist

Then I heard Hu$$le was in the house

With that Malcolm X chain my muscle was

Comin’ out

Went to visit Mistah Fab right after the accident

Tried to rob em then he freestyled his way up out of it

Just to show you that I’m way out of it

Seen Barack on the podium and I snatched him off of it

How To Rob ’09 my nigga acknowledge it

Lighten up I’m just playin’ homey snap out of it