Who is Kamaljit?

[Chorus] Who the hell is kamaljit Imma just tell you it how it is I've been doing this since i was a kid So i'm given you all i gotta give Who the hell is kamaljit Ever since stepping in the game I know life will never be the same But there's some things that will never change Back in the day when i was just a little minor Before my mother even spat me out of her vagina I was swimming in my daddy's' sack with a book in my hand When i focused and spotted a mic behind the prostate gland I picked it up cautiously but it magnetized me surprised me Had to fight the powers like the is lye Memorized rhymes but kept loosing them all So i scribbled them down on my mothers uterus wall 10 years went by and i went down in history Like superman my composition was a mystery I was true, and other kids were learning the alphabet But i was revising schemes to make the cash i was out to get Only 3 and already my rhymes were out to win My shit was dropped so hard that even pampers couldn't hold it in Branded a genius by lyricist and scientist Only six and i was lecturing my alliances Even Einstein came to knock upon my door Was pissed off cause i had updated his formula My E stood for excellence and replaced the MC squared for MC jay sean Change and no one even dared scared Cause i went on to steal his noble prize For being the youngest mother fucking genius alive [Chorus] I ain't a gangsta I ain't hoodrat I ain't a thug And i don't call girls pigeons so i ain't no scrub I ain't talking about gats or 44's And i don't do drive bys' or rob or break no laws And i ain't perfect And ain't saying i got no flaws Actually scratch that i'm lying yo pause I ain't a junkie so i never touched the crack I ain't never took an E its true or ever smoked a sack And i ain't rich so i dont drive a lex or a benz Jeep or a beemer just an escort my friends And i ain't from the hood I even went to private school So i ain't had to ever watch my back from round the walls I ain't had it hard never had a knife pulled on the streets Never hustled on the street or lived a life as a G I ain't stood on the pavement hungry and rapped for cash And i ain't ever claimed that i was ever strapped with gats And i ain't black yo you don't have to be black to rap Just look at Eminem triple platinum and that's a fact [Chorus] (coughing) I ain't smoking cigars sipping moet all day And i ain't dealing with more bitches than the R.S.P.C.A I ain't a Yankee i'm cockney like excuse me gezza And i ain't chilling with naked girls in a jacuzzi either I ain't on don P why give me a Bacardi breezer Ain't got diamonds just some ice in my freezer I ain't got hydrolysis on my ride can't even come close Last time i tried i mashed the clutch up and it damn broke I ain't bragging but i got skills when i rhyme And i ain't blagging but you through if you be stealing my rhymes And i'm the first to admit that often i curse and spit At you white mc's how much worse can it get I'm not that famous that i can't pop to the shops Just cause last year i performed on top of the pops MTV cribs forget it i got nothing to boast Truth is i'm still living at home with the folks [Chorus] I ain't black I swear he said his name was jay sean you know Nah nah in that me against myself he said his name was gay porn and that What, nah man jay sean Back in the day he used to be called MC milky jay doing his rapping ting I don't know i think hes a bit confused and that innit