Improving Myself

Improve myself, improve myself, improve my- Improve myself, improve myself, improve my- Wake up at 11:59, it's still just a day, kids! 12:01, Fill up all the icing also with my face 12:07, Microdose my alpha mind nuggets They're nutritionless, but on the plus They're not regulated by the government! Improve myself, improve myself, improve my- Improve myself, improve myself, improve my- 1 AM, start working at my standing brain desk Randomize my keyboard keys to keep me on my toes Increase my treadmill's incline up to vertical Converting all the lactic acid in my Thighs back into actual drinkable milk! My body is a closed system, no protein gets in or out Apps, apps, time to apps Track my stats with my tracking apps Productivity is tracking me to track my productivity Productiver is tracking how effectively that's tracking me ProductiveMe is tracking the tracking of the app which is tracking me As I watch Pixar's Up at eight times speed Makes the sad bits eight times sadder No! Get a grip on my emotions by reading about stoicism Listen to an audiobook to learn more about stoicism Realize I've been pronouncing stoicism wrong Embarrassing, but something? No, handle it stoically I must be getting tired No problem, we can fix that Micronap, done Nanonap, done Two more for luck You need forty winks, I just need one Improve myself, improve myself, improve my- Improve myself, improve myself, improve my- 6:01, Heading out to buy my seventh Cybertruck In solidarity with people's champion Elon Husk Outside the dealership is one of those inflatable waving men We lock eyes, I stop, I see pain reflected back at me Wake up from a fever dream from eating all those pills Where's my boy, my wavy boy? He can't be gone, this can't be real I need your love, I need you, son Oh God, oh God, I can't go on! Micronap! And I'm good to start the day again