Parallel Man Activities

I had a dream Of never revealing my emotions Taken from me And now all my feelings have been open-sesamed I found a pamphlet for bros and stuff Who kind of struggle with opening up It cracked my heart like a coconut Now I can't stop I won't stop Talking about my feelings To another guy Whilst doing something That we can do side by side So we don't have to Look each other in the eye I'm talking parallel man activities Talking 'bout emotions In a healthy way Provided that my homie looks the other way And we are smoking zombies In an arcade game I'm talking parallel man activities I've got a friend (Nathaniel) He told me he's going through a crisis And I want to help (Nathaniel) So I said we should Go for a pint in Ruislip (Nathaniel) Now here we are Sitting face to face In awkward silence Don't know what to say We turn to leave To go our separate ways And he turns right I turn left Talking 'bout the feelings of another guy Whilst looking at the couple seated next to us They can't believe their luck As they both get to watch Mr Parallel Man Activities Now we're getting into it And we're both crying Nathaniel's telling me about when he was nine He thought his dog had died But it was actually fine Thank God for parallel man activities But is it enough For all of us To live this way? There's so much stuff That we'd all Love to turn and face Is it time to make a change? To take my face And rotate I look my boy in the face He doesn't do the same I guess I'm hitting a brand new phase Perpendicular man activities Talking 'bout my feelings To another guy Whilst he's rotated Ninety degrees to the right Oh sorry, yes I now pronounce you Man and wife Perpendicular man activities Talking 'bout my feelings To my buddy Mike Whilst he is getting jiggy With his lovely wife Repressed masculinity Can wave goodbye To perpendicular man activities You don't got to struggle alone, no You just got to go to the home of your bro Cry at the side of his face While he tries to do other things Woah-oh You don't got to struggle alone, no You just got to go to the home of your bro Cry at him while he's Fixing some eggs You got him unintentionally Fixing your heart Collaterally Fixing your heart Perpendicularly Fixing your heart Your heart