Why oh why oh why are all the icecaps floating by
And every year they say the temperatures intensify
Direct result of intelligent design
Why oh why oh why is a job so hard to find
Unemployed so long that I’ve read War and Peace three times
Direct result of intelligent design
Score one for intelligent design
Why oh why oh why is there coal dust in the mine
And in the lungs of miners who are working till they’re dying
Direct result of intelligent design
Why oh why oh why is there cancer in my spine
Just because I chose to live [?]
Direct result of intelligent design
Score one for intelligent design
Oh why is it such a lousy mess
Always are these horror shows of stress
Corruption and conniption fits and crime
Intelligent design
Why oh why oh why are there wings upon a fly
Not upon a bicycle or an average guy
Direct result of intelligent design
Why oh why oh why is my house a filthy sty
I can’t find my passport with two hours till I fly
Direct result of intelligent design
Score one for intelligent design
Yes it seems there was some effort spent
To make it look like it’s an accident
But how can you fail to see the sign
Intelligent design
It sure looks like it’s random at first glance
I say it looks like it was left to chance
But now it looks like you’ve been fooled this time
It’s intelligent design
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