Intelligent Design

Why oh why oh why are all the icecaps floating by And every year they say the temperatures intensify Direct result of intelligent design Why oh why oh why is a job so hard to find Unemployed so long that I’ve read War and Peace three times Direct result of intelligent design Score one for intelligent design Why oh why oh why is there coal dust in the mine And in the lungs of miners who are working till they’re dying Direct result of intelligent design Why oh why oh why is there cancer in my spine Just because I chose to live [?] Direct result of intelligent design Score one for intelligent design Oh why is it such a lousy mess Always are these horror shows of stress Corruption and conniption fits and crime Intelligent design Why oh why oh why are there wings upon a fly Not upon a bicycle or an average guy Direct result of intelligent design Why oh why oh why is my house a filthy sty I can’t find my passport with two hours till I fly Direct result of intelligent design Score one for intelligent design Yes it seems there was some effort spent To make it look like it’s an accident But how can you fail to see the sign Intelligent design It sure looks like it’s random at first glance I say it looks like it was left to chance But now it looks like you’ve been fooled this time It’s intelligent design