Intelligent Design

Why oh why oh why are all the icecaps floating by

And every year they say the temperatures intensify

Direct result of intelligent design

Why oh why oh why is a job so hard to find

Unemployed so long that I’ve read War and Peace three times

Direct result of intelligent design

Score one for intelligent design

Why oh why oh why is there coal dust in the mine

And in the lungs of miners who are working till they’re dying

Direct result of intelligent design

Why oh why oh why is there cancer in my spine

Just because I chose to live [?]

Direct result of intelligent design

Score one for intelligent design

Oh why is it such a lousy mess

Always are these horror shows of stress

Corruption and conniption fits and crime

Intelligent design

Why oh why oh why are there wings upon a fly

Not upon a bicycle or an average guy

Direct result of intelligent design

Why oh why oh why is my house a filthy sty

I can’t find my passport with two hours till I fly

Direct result of intelligent design

Score one for intelligent design

Yes it seems there was some effort spent

To make it look like it’s an accident

But how can you fail to see the sign

Intelligent design

It sure looks like it’s random at first glance

I say it looks like it was left to chance

But now it looks like you’ve been fooled this time

It’s intelligent design