[Verse 1]
I met this honey named Yolanda
You would not believe the things that I told her
She had potential so I thought that I would mold her (Break it down son)
You would usually see me and her around town
She had this way that was so sexy
Every time I think about it, makes me woozy
And her rear end was just so nice and juicy
Plus a mind that you would not believe, no tricks up her sleeve
So we dated, like Janet Jackson, we waited
A while and waited and waited
I started to wonder would I ever get in it
Finally the invitation was extended
With that I said, "Mi casa es su casa"
Meet me at my pad tomorow about six o'clock
No question, the next day, we kissin' and caressin'
Before long, we starts to undress and
With that I pulls out my pack of hats
She looks me dead in the eye and says, "What's that?"
I said, "Don't tell me you don't know what condoms is for?"
She says: "Yeah, but the average nigga'll love to hit it raw'' and I said:
[Chorus]
I'm not your average nigga, no, I'm not your average nigga
You can't get me, I'm not your average nigga
No, I'm not your average nigga, girlfriend, I'm not your average nigga
No, no, you know, I'm not your average nigga
[Interlude]
Yo Ru! Yo, these honeys be on some shit for real
Yo, tell me about the other honey you was kickin' it to?
[Verse 2]
I met this honey named Tamika
My intentions was more than just to freak her
Since I'm God, I thought that I'd teach her (Where'd you meet her at, black?)
At the Tunnel, so you know it didn't happen like that
I got her name and her number, I said
"Girlfriend, I just wonder, could you come home with me?"
She said, "Uh-uh, but you got the digits
Ring me up tomorrow and see where it leaves ya at''
We started speakin', we planned to hook up that next weekend
We discussed the place of our meetin'
She said, "Come to my projects
Sometimes niggas be buggin' but I got mad respect"
So like a dummy, I went to scoop up this young honey
Gassed up by the fat ass and flat tummy
But when I rolled up, it start to look just like a set-up
Now I'm mad hot, but this time played it cool
Recognized one nigga I used to run with in high school
I said, "You know Tamika?", he said, "Yeah, I know the whore"
Got me on the elevator and led me to her door
When I rung the bell, she was mad surprised
She flung the door wide open with a wild look in her eyes, I said:
[Chorus]
Yo, I'm not your average nigga, you see, I'm not your average nigga
You can't get me 'cause I'm not your average nigga
I'm not your average nigga, girlfriend, I'm not your average nigga
Oh no, you know, I'm not your average nigga
[Interlude]
Change, nigga, hear you comin' but your steps are too loud
Standin' on the corner, thought him was cool
Change, nigga
[Verse 3]
I met this honey named Sabrina
I thought that this time this one would be the Queen of
My dreams, but you know how that goes (God, I heard it before)
So let me tell you what happened: one day I'm outside her door
And we're talkin' about how her ex-boyfriend be stalkin'
She said she thought she saw him when we were walkin'
But I said, "Don't worry about it
Put that shit to the side, and slide up in the crib"
So we're lampin', she's still shook up about what happened
I said, "Don't sweat it, he's probably just rappin'"
She said, "Little do you know
Last week he threw a brick through my bedroom window"
I said, "Whatever, I don't think he's that crazy"
She said, "You never know where he may be"
All of a sudden, out of nowhere
The crazy motherfucker jumped out on me
I made him melt with a blow to the head
And before I bounced, this is what I said, I said:
[Chorus]
Yo, I'm not your average nigga, no, I'm not your average nigga
You can't get me 'cause I'm not your average nigga, mister
I'm not your average nigga, no, I'm not your average nigga
Oh no, you know, I'm not your average nigga
