Tha Bullshit

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages It's me, Jeru the Damaja, and I'm here to present to you today – the bullshit Yes, this is the bullshit, the extreme bullshit The absolute bullshit, this is the bullshit of bullshit This bullshit is so bullshit, I never wanna hear this bullshit on the radios Or in my children's ears, 'cause it's bullshit, you know? So as we talk about the bullshit, and what bullshit is,  I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now, you know? The bullshit goes like this – [Verse] Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice Make 'em holler, everything I do is for a dollar Fuck bein' civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise Trust me, as the stink stuff fries up,  I'm cookin' up, I used to spend the nights in spots, run up Buck-buck, but now I'm all growed up and blowed up And believe me, baby pa, I got it all sewed up And the loot is in big bags and all stored up And the niggas I used to run with is all locked up But, I'll keep bubblin' Got 'em on the corners, like court jesters, jugglin' Avoid the late night muggin' Because stick-up kids be buggin' I paid my dues, so I'm on some exotic island Smilin', sun shinin' all off my diamonds Sippin' on martinis, bad hookers in bikinis A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry Uzis I got a lot, so if it gets too hot – Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box Oh no, I think I hear gunshots [Outro] Huh-huh, ahh, huh, whew! Damn, shit was just a dream, whew Whoa... damn... That's a scary motherfuckin' dream, that was bullshit I'd never say no bullshit like that – whoa Glad I don't live none of that bullshit That shit is absolutely bullshit, oh