Tha Bullshit

[Intro]

Ladies and gentlemen, children of all ages

It's me, Jeru the Damaja, and I'm here to present to you today – the bullshit

Yes, this is the bullshit, the extreme bullshit

The absolute bullshit, this is the bullshit of bullshit

This bullshit is so bullshit, I never wanna hear this bullshit on the radios

Or in my children's ears, 'cause it's bullshit, you know?

So as we talk about the bullshit, and what bullshit is, 

I'ma drop the bullshit on you right now, you know?

The bullshit goes like this –

[Verse]

Jump up in my Rolls Royce, top choice

Make 'em holler, everything I do is for a dollar

Fuck bein' civilized, I got dollar signs in my eyes

One day I'll fall, but for now I'll rise

Trust me, as the stink stuff fries up, 

I'm cookin' up, I used to spend the nights in spots, run up

Buck-buck, but now I'm all growed up and blowed up

And believe me, baby pa, I got it all sewed up

And the loot is in big bags and all stored up

And the niggas I used to run with is all locked up

But, I'll keep bubblin'

Got 'em on the corners, like court jesters, jugglin'

Avoid the late night muggin'

Because stick-up kids be buggin'

I paid my dues, so I'm on some exotic island

Smilin', sun shinin' all off my diamonds

Sippin' on martinis, bad hookers in bikinis

A airplane load of exotic work from Tahiti

Plus a squad of killer bitches that all carry Uzis

I got a lot, so if it gets too hot –

Jump in the billion dollar jet, or the million dollar yacht

Got the Teflon vest, in case they knock me out the box

Oh no, I think I hear gunshots

[Outro]

Huh-huh, ahh, huh, whew!

Damn, shit was just a dream, whew

Whoa... damn...

That's a scary motherfuckin' dream, that was bullshit

I'd never say no bullshit like that – whoa

Glad I don't live none of that bullshit

That shit is absolutely bullshit, oh