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Mia Joy is taking flight with new single ‘Wings of Desire’ and her second album•

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From Para Tu2013

Written by JID

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Whatever

[Intro]

Let's celebrate

Let's celebrate

A chicken birthday, a chicken birthday

Let's have a bo'party, a bo'party, a bo'party

Let's have a birthday

Let's have another birthday

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Check, check, check, check

Check, check, check, check

One twice J.I. uh

[Verse 1: J.I.D]

Pussy nigga proceed with precuation

I don't even want you in my orbit

Yeah I got the hand but I really hate to force it

J.I.D don't take no shit, I'm not a toliet

More like the target

I spill, I spill, I spill

I fuckin' faucet

Force feed the truth hear voices

Tryna get a trophy over my head I can hoist it

Be inside trapped by this pink pussy poison

Oh lord speak to me I hear you real noisy

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I'm smoking my weed I can't stop I enjoys it

Smoking out the room of course they would call it poison

Long fucking story

Anyway shawty say get money the bitches are comin

She never lie

Behind a great man's a bad bitch rollin her eyes

Snappin her fingers givin me 'tude

She hella rude but it's cool

J.I.D

[Chorus: Tylon Matthews]

Now it's been a minute and I ain't speak to you

I see your ass whenever you call

But when I don't see you I know your doing good

I'm on whatever you ever you

I'm on whatever you on

I'm on whatever you ever you

I'm on whatever you on, on

I'm on whatever you on yeah

I'm on whatever you ever you

I'm on whatever you on

I'm on whatever ever you

[Verse 2: J.I.D]

Pussy ass nigga I don't know what to tell you

All I can say is I've never been a motherfuckin' failure

Used to be a football player never went on to the NFL

No pressure bitch because I'm barely five sev'

A buck 40 soakin' wet

Fast but I smoke too many blunts to try and hit LeGarrette Blount

Pussy boy dunce

They bumpin' our shit in fronts

You talkin' special teams go and cover some punts

You niggas cunts

I guess it's kinda cliche that you only live once

But I'm reincarnated

Double play cause the pavement with Cartiers

Star blazing take the bump off the cross of your necklace

Take a shot too

Moonshinin' it's all cool

Go and pick your girl up

It's a threesome in the carpool

Swaggin' in her ear that bitch cummin' on the bar stool

Given that bitch lower then the bar this is law school

Please remove your bra and your shwawl too

Haha

[Beat switch]

[Verse 3: J.I.D]

I'm goodie like Cujo but my name ain't Boris

Give your girl a chestnut but my name ain't Morris

Y'all ain't none of my brothers

Shit I got enough of them

Couple associates, friends

You don't fuck with me fuck em

A lot of rappers not even cuttin' the mustard

More like cuttin' the cheese

Cut them down to they knees

They eye level with my niece

Dome shots say please

Okay squeeze then

Leave with your girl make her queef

Sheesh I'm the underwater hotel Fiji eating fried zucchini

You keep me playin' my leading ladies say J.I.D just want the whole meeting

Meaning up with a kiwi

She freaky so she get me up

Get her off then get shit off

Nasty

[Refrain: J.I.D]

Ahh

Make it real, make it real

Make it real, make it real nasty

I make it real ah

Make it real, make it real nasty

Make it real, make it real

Make it real, make it real ah

[Chorus: Tylon Matthews]

Now it's been a minute and I ain't speak to you

I see your ass whenever you call

But when I don't see you I know your doing good

I'm on whatever you ever you

I'm on whatever you on

I'm on whatever you ever you

I'm on whatever you on, on

I'm on whatever you on

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