I Am the Walrus

[Verse 1] I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a corn flake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man you've been a naughty boy You let your face grow long [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob [Verse 2] Mister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying, I'm cryin' Cryin' (get out of myself) Yellow matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob [Bridge] (We're all just molecules bouncing around) Sitting in an English garden Waiting for the sun If the sun don't come you get your tan From standing in the English rain [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob [Verse 3] Expert, texpert choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you (ho ho ho, hee hee hee, hah hah hah) See how they smile, pigs in a sty, see how they snide I'm de-heh-heh-heh-heh Semolina Pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower (get down from there!) Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg man I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joob, goo goo goo g'joob, goo Goo goo g'joob Goo goo g'joo-hoo-hoo-b Goo goo g'joo-hoo-hoo-b [Outro] Everybody's got one (repeat until end) There, I did it! I defiled a timeless piece of art! For my next trick, I will paint a clown face on the Mona Lisa while using the Shroud of Turin as a dropcloth